If I were a month, I would be April.
If I were a day of the week, I would be Saturday.
If I were a time of day, I would be midnight.
If I were a sea animal, I would be a killer whale.
If I were a direction, I would be to the sky.
If I were a virtue, I would be faith.

If I were a historical figure I would be Doc Holliday.
If I were a planet, I would be jupiter.
If I were a liquid, I would be Coca Cola.
If I were a stone, I would be a ruby.
If I were a tree, I would be a wisteria.
If I were a bird, I would be a white peacock.

If I were a flower/plant, I would be a gardenia.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be rain.
If I were a mythical creature, I’d be a vampire.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a baby grand piano.
If I were an animal, I would be a tiger.
If I were an emotion, I would be passion.

If I were a vegetable, I would be radicchio.
If I were a sound, I would be laughter.
If I were an element, I would be wind.
If I were a song, I would be I Found A Reason by Cat Power.
If I were a movie, I would be V For Vendetta or Big Fish.
If I were a TV-series, I would be Seinfeld or ITAS.

If I were a writer, I would be J.K Rowling.
If I were a painter, I would be John William Waterhouse.
If I were a book, I’d be Black Foxes.
If I were a fictional character, I’d be V.
If I were a food, I would be carbonara.
If I were a place, I would be Des Moine, Iowa.

If I were a city, I would be New York.
If I were a cocktail, I would be a Jack and Coke.
If I were a taste, I would be yum.
If I were a scent, I would be jasmine.
If I were a color, I would be indigo.
If I were a fabric, I would be silk.

If I were a religion, I would be Roman Catholic.
If I were a word, I would be humanity.
If I were a body part, I would be eyes.
If I were a facial expression, I would be a truthful look.
If I were a subject in school, I would be art.
If I were a cartoon character, I’d be Bugs Bunny!

If I were a shape, I would be a X
If I were a number, I would be 789.
If I were a piece of jewelry, I would be a ring.
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be an egyptian throne.
If I were a car, I would be a Ferarri F40.
If I were an item of clothing, I would be a trench coat.